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Wayne Gretzky is generally considered the best hockey player of all time. Maybe you are more a fan of Mario Lemieux or Jaromir Jagr (whose name of Anagrama, who is celebrated for Mario Jr) or you are an ancient school, so you are a fan of Gordie Howe. Whoever is your favorite and all arguments, why they are the best, only one player was called “great”. And this is Wayne Gretzky.

He is Michael Jordan in Canada, which means that he should not be subjected to an absolutely repulsive coffee drink called on it, but I think they do different things differently on the Great White North. The latest viral coffee drink is called “Wayne Gretzky” And I am concerned.

As reported SkiThe drink has less in common with great and more with numerology. During the game in his career, Gretzky wore number 99; This drink consists of Tim Horton medium coffee, which is then falsified .

She had a mixture is not an official element of the menu, and as the ski writer found out, the order “Wayne Gretzky” will require a barista to explain what it means. (Not everyone is all the time on Tiktok, so sometimes you can’t employ internet words and expect that reality will not be used).

The drink, which is again average coffee, is so enormous that it requires a enormous cup to match all the cream and sugar. So much cream that it changes all the warm drink. Which means that sugar does not dissolve, and “sugar has actually sneaked.” The article describes the drink as a taste like “sugar milk” and having the consistency of “melted with cream, but … unpaid sugar.”

And at this point I have to ask: Canada, are you okay? It doesn’t look it’s all right. I mean I understand that. Lord Stanley’s cup is going to spend another year in Florida of all places, which will make it four of the last six (with the next in Vegas, if you can believe it). To hell, it wasn’t in Canada since Montreal Canadiens won him in 1993, and I understand that all the rest of your country despises Habs. There is scratchy, but this drink will be falsified by Wayne Gretzky’s heritage. This is not a drink, it is crying for assist.

If you want to hurt to feel something, don’t take it off. Why not take it out of your American neighbors? You know that we deserve it. So instead of grabping this terrible 9 × 9 medium, I can suggest Canadian?

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